The boring and insane life.

Ask me anything   Being witty is hard.

breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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stilesmcalll:
my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

(via moralvirus)

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damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

(via owlmylove)

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thorinobsessed:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

I know what I am seeing

thorinobsessed:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

I know what I am seeing

(via owlmylove)

— 3 days ago with 5298 notes

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

(Source: femper, via owlmylove)

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fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

(Source: thegailygrind, via trust)

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Me:I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:No you dont
Me:But
Anxiety:No
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poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

(Source: three-hunna, via sextnoise)

— 3 days ago with 607690 notes

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

(via christianharris0n)

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore, via pagingme)

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