The boring and insane life.

Ask me anything   Being witty is hard.

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

(via australiansanta)

— 3 days ago with 79112 notes

lokithesnarkworld:

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

two reasons:

1) we tend to believe the worst about ourselves, and

2) psychologically, we are more likely to accept evidence that supports what we already believe

whoomp. there it is.

(Source: bluelava3, via petewentzsbuttblog)

— 5 days ago with 386888 notes

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via owlmylove)

— 6 days ago with 112437 notes

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

(Source: ernbarassing, via trust)

— 6 days ago with 174353 notes
breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: ruta-mia)

— 6 days ago with 482507 notes

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(Source: supermassiveasshole, via owlmylove)

— 6 days ago with 468368 notes

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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(via pagingme)

— 6 days ago with 153632 notes

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

(via viveremortuus)

— 6 days ago with 104159 notes
sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hi)

— 6 days ago with 463694 notes

kissmytacoshell:

"i’m not trying to be rude but-" 

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(via mitchahoy)

— 6 days ago with 121117 notes

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via lasagnababy)

— 6 days ago with 54485 notes

vaporwave-official:

When someone knows who you are

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(Source: cyberjock, via 1jovemnerd)

— 6 days ago with 31015 notes